Kiki: Feline Groovy

I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.

-Tracy, 30 Rock: Larry King [3/12]

Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.

-Jenna, 30 Rock: Cutbacks [3/17]

Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.

-Jenna, 30 Rock: Cutbacks [3/17]

5 months ago

D’Fwan, glue in the business weave.

-Angie, 30 Rock: Queen of Jordan [5.17]

5 months ago

My name is Suri Cruise.

Put your hands in the air!

I came out of the womb,

With a full head of hair!

-Jenna, 30 Rock: Cutbacks [3.17]

5 months ago

Kaylee: The ocean is for tools.

Jack: The ocean is awesome and for winners. You’re for tools!

30 Rock: TGS Hates Women [5.16]

5 months ago

Business doesn’t get me down, business gets me off.

-Jack, 30 Rock: The Baby Show [1.9]

5 months ago

Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.

-Jenna, 30 Rock: I Heart Connecticut [5.19]

5 months ago